Frustrated by the play on the field, the Clemente logo removal, and the Bucco Bricks disappearance, season-ticket holder Tom Lohr decided to wear a brown paper bag on his head to Wednesday's game.

Rather than suffer through that ordeal again and again, try giving Alton Brown's clever paper bag method a shot. In a guest appearance on the very first season of The Ellen DeGeneres Show ...

One of its singles “Brown Paper Bag” now has a trippy remix by the Dutch electronic artist upsammy, which you can listen to via Bandcamp. (Also, you can still donate to the GoFundMe for DIIV ...