He could not speak. He could not control his limbs. The severe brain injury he’d suffered, doctors said, had put him in a vegetative state. He was alive, but assumed to be cognitively gone ...

Parody news site The Onion wrote a satirical story with the headline: ''New Indiana law requires all porn viewers to register as sex offenders.' No such law exists. Indiana's real and recent laws ...

They conclude that onion cutters use the sharpest knife they can find and cut their onions slowly. More information: Zixuan Wu et al, Droplet Outbursts from Onion Cutting, arXiv (2025). DOI: 10. ...

Demery Ardell Wilson is suing Whataburger after he got an "allergic reaction" due to onions being present on his burger after he requested the vegetables not be added, according to the petition ...

Last year, Biden’s image as a slumberous, easily dumbfounded senior citizen could only have been helped by the Onion‘s legendary fictitious stories asserting that he attended his vice ...

HOUSTON — A Houston man is suing Whataburger for nearly $1 million after he says his burger had onions on it. Turns out he had asked for a no-onions order. On July 24, 2024, Demery Ardell Wilson ...

A Texas man is suing fast-food chain Whataburger to the tune of nearly $1 million for allegedly not holding the onions on his order, causing an allergic reaction. The rogue onions sent Demery ...

A Texas man is suing Whataburger alleging that when he requested no onions with his meal, he got them anyway, equating to negligence on the chain’s part. A petition filed by Demery Ardell Wilson ...

EDMONTON — Alberta’s bill lowering the bar for a separation referendum has spurred a First Nation, which straddles the Alberta-Saskatchewan boundary, to push ahead with a legal challenge ...