In the right light, Nintendo's much-anticipated new Mario game Super Mario Odyssey is very disturbing ... Mario has a new hat. The hat's name is Cappy. Isn't that cute? Cappy has eyes.

Super Mario Odyssey is a revelatory Nintendo game ... you throw Cappy (as opposed to just pressing it), Mario's magical hat hovers in place for a moment. If you run, jump, or -- vitally ...