“A ‘ghost poop’ is a term used to describe when one ... absence of evidence when you wipe — and experts say it is a scary ...

“Ghost poops” might sound like an inherently scary type of bowel movement ... In other words: They’re the perfect poo. Here’s what causes ghost poops — and what they say about your ...

The only time I halfheartedly half-chuckled during Scary Movie 5's entire 85 minutes ... the guy in a monkey suit grabs poo from a nearby toilet and flings it. That's as good as it gets I'm ...