"No, I’m too ... guitar? Or keeping a steady beat on the drums? When your kid sounds a bit dodgy, you get to sound dodgy in support. Then go eat an ice cream together in commiseration. You get ...

The years melt away as the notes pour out of 83-year-old Charles Caley's trombone ... where they planned to play everything from Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" to the score of "Aladdin." ...