We've rounded up more than 300 of the best dad jokes, from quippy one-liners to funny jokes that the whole family will giggle at. Memorize a few of these jokes for the next time you need to break the ...

What qualifies a funny quip as a dad joke? It's not in the deliverer, I can tell you that. In my family, for example, I'm way more likely to be the one telling dad jokes than my husband is.

I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!” What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!” When does a joke become a dad joke?

From cattle-logs. My father used to be afraid of hurdles. But he got over it. What do you call someone who isn’t a dad but tells dad jokes? A faux pa. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall ... When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent. Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

(Or, on a good day, all three.) Even better than the jokes, though, in some cases were the stories that came with them. “Every time my dad was driving and saw someone pulled over by a cop ...

which is always a win in my book. Worth it and would recommend.” Etsy seller ShopOccasionally rolls out not only a dad joke but a joke about being a dad in its $5 notecard. The joke ...

Mike Birbiglia’s father didn’t want him to become a comedian. But after writing a comedy special about him, he understands ...

I think it’s a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit, but that’s just my two scents. There’s a reason they’re called dad jokes and not father jokes.