He said, ‘I didn’t know it was on fire!'” 92. “I asked my dad for his best dad joke. He said, ‘You, my child.'” 93. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged ...

From cattle-logs. My father used to be afraid of hurdles. But he got over it. What do you call someone who isn’t a dad but tells dad jokes? A faux pa. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

I put my old car in reverse and thought ... “Any idea how to drive this thing?” I don't tell dad jokes that often. But when I do, he laughs. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Starting June 30, 2025, all car seats sold in the U.S. must meet new federal safety standards aimed at improving protection during side-impact collisions.

(Or, on a good day, all three.) Even better than the jokes, though, in some cases were the stories that came with them. “Every time my dad was driving and saw someone pulled over by a cop ...

Mike Birbiglia’s father didn’t want him to become a comedian. But after writing a comedy special about him, he understands ...

I think it’s a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit, but that’s just my two scents. There’s a reason they’re called dad jokes and not father jokes.