Have you heard any good pirate jokes? Well, neither have ayyyye. Editor’s note: Begin each of these pirate jokes with a hearty “YARRRR” for best results. If you like these pirate jokes ...

Captain Blackbeard and his crew may not agree, but there's no treasure greater than a good old punchline, which is why we're fishing out the best pirate jokes—all the way from Davy Jones' locker.