These funny, touching and just plain iconic Harry Potter quotes will make you want to reread or re-watch the series ...

From words of advice to cutting insults, his quotes are some of the best from the show, so here are some of our favorite Ron Swanson quotes from Parks and Rec.

Even Nick Offerman is impressed by Ron Swanson’s amusing one-liners. In an interview with Us Weekly, Offerman, 54, dished on his favorite moment featuring his beloved Parks and Recreation character.

"Ron Swanson's 12 wisest quotes about the government," The Daily Caller compiled. "Swanson's staunch libertarianism is sprinkled throughout the series—and he's a hero of the show, not a heel of ...

As the cyborg T-800, Schwarzenegger would go down in film history as his utterance of “I’ll be back” in a thick Austrian accent quickly became one of the most famous quotes in movie history.

Ron Swanson. The man, the myth, the legend. When “Parks and Recreation” debuted on NBC, the draw for most was Amy Poehler starring in a show from the folks behind “The Office.” Quickly ...

waiting there to ask him what he’s learned from Ron Washington. Before I could even ask, Washington answered, interrupting politely to deliver something of a pop quiz: “Excuse me one second ...

After a series of hijinks, sage Parks Department head Ron Swanson suggests Leslie take some leave at work to focus on her campaign. As Swanson tells her, “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass ...

After a series of hijinks, sage Parks Department head Ron Swanson suggests Leslie take some leave at work to focus on her campaign. As Swanson tells her, “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass ...

I have one bowl. I still get my milk delivered by horse. If there is any quote that perfectly sums up Ron Swanson, it's this one. He's a man of principle and a man stuck in his ways. He's also a ...