"We had this -- I'm assuming it was like a poodle-doodle situation -- and ... has promoted the adoption of such imaginative dog breeds as the "Teacup werewolf" and the "Speckled freckled cuddle ...

“We had this — I’m assuming it was like a poodle-doodle situation ... has promoted the adoption of such imaginative dog breeds as the “Teacup werewolf” and the “Speckled freckled ...