Few home-made timepieces though have come as near to wristwatch Nirvana as the cuckoo clock wristwatch from [Kiyotaka Akasaka], which we would venture to name as having won wristwatches.

Such a snaggle-toothed thought machine, driven by a standard or even by a substandard libido, whirls with the jerky, noisy, gaudy, pointlessness of a cuckoo clock in Hell. "The boss G-man ...

As peaceful and ryhthmetic as they sound, at times it gets a little coo-coo. Believe it or not, these clocks make their own sounds every hour, every half hour, or some every 15 minutes.