Look, we've all eaten Caesar salads before. Some of them are good, some of them are … less than good. With a salad as seemingly simple as the Caesar (it's just lettuce, dressing, croutons ...

Oh, the Caesar. Once a proud salad, prepared for vacationing movie stars by Tijuana chef Caesar Cardini, it's now too often besmirched by gloppy dressing or (perish the thought!) iceberg lettuce.