Listen for yourself, above. Susan Boyle sings during the musical "I Dreamed A Dream" at the Royal Theatre in Newcastle, north-east England, on March 27, 2012. Photo: Andrew Yates/AFP via Getty ...

Susan Boyle sings during the musical "I Dreamed A Dream" at the Royal Theatre in Newcastle, north-east England, on March 27, 2012. Photo: Andrew Yates/AFP via Getty Images Read on to learn all ...

Thanks to Miracle Whip, we know what cause Lance Bass, Susan Boyle, The Village People ... but also a lot of fear," Bass sings. The ad, by McGarryBowen, is ridiculous in the best possible way.