To Serve, remove the ribbon and slice it between the Kit Kat bars. You only need a small slice. It is best served with a scoop of your favorite ice cream. Now, let me tell you, it is RICH!

By John Hodgman Natasha writes: I’m having a heated argument with my 17-year-old about instructions I found on a Kit Kat wrapper today: “TO OPEN: Lift Flap and Tear at End.” I think it’s ...