Meghan Markle — ahem, Meghan Sussex — has been teasing a lifestyle brand by way of jam. It’s such common knowledge that even I, someone who does not care for royals nor this particular type of spread,

After a royally long wait, I’ve finally tasted Meghan Markle’s jam. The Duchess of Sussex’s As Ever product launch sold out in under an hour when it dropped on April 2, but I made it my job — which it is — to get my commoner paws on the Raspberry Spread for a taste test.