I have one bowl. I still get my milk delivered by horse. If there is any quote that perfectly sums up Ron Swanson, it's this one. He's a man of principle and a man stuck in his ways. He's also a ...

If you're a fan of Parks and Recreation, it's pretty much a given that you're also a fan of Ron Swanson. Maybe it's ... Here are some of his most memorable quotes from the show's incredible ...

To call Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) a man’s man would be nothing short of an understatement. For seven seasons on NBC’s Parks and Recreation, with his rugged individualism, his gruff ...

Here are some of his meatiest morsels of wisdom. As a lover of strong, dark-haired women and breakfast food, Ron Swanson takes his eating seriously. Don't believe us? Try getting in between him ...

So here’s a fun and sobering collection of Ron Swanson’s greatest quotes on government as an Election eve reminder to everyone that, you know, this is still government we’re all obsessing over.

When we first meet Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation he’s explaining his distaste for government work (Chuck E. Cheese has a better business model, in his opinion). His office is decorated ...

Ron Swanson may not be the main protagonist of the uber-popular Parks & Recreation, but he is arguably one of the funniest characters on the show. His steely demeanour and dead-pan gaze is iconic ...

Leslie: You forgot the last sentence. Ron: No I didn't - I remember that part. It says "hire her." Permalink: No I didn't - I remember that part. It says "hire her." Added: January 20, 2015 Ron ...

Ron Swanson is, perhaps, one of the United States’ greatest comedy exports, if not one of its greatest ever men. The co-star of Parks & Recreation was a straight-talking, beef-eating ...

To celebrate the immensely quotable character that is Ron F**king Swanson (Nick Offerman), we revisit some of the finest, most hilarious words spoken by the man. All images copyright NBC Universal.