But here, for amusement purposes, is Jai Ho's full food menu, descriptions and all: A message from Food & Drink Editor Molly Martin: If you value independent journalism, please consider making a ...

But Fei isn't a big fan of North American Chinese food anyway ... When Kim Belair, a writer, posted the menu to Twitter last week, Fei's descriptions quickly blew up, with tens of thousands ...

We say: “Save your money and just mix a pound of Domino’s with some soft-serve and blue food coloring. It doesn’t taste like blueberries at all—not even fake ones. Sad Smurf.” Menu description: ...