“Never thought I’d have fake dandruff flakes fall out of my head ... I love CeraVe’s new shampoo and conditioner. Crema, my on-set character, certainly could’ve used it!” ...

1 fake shampoo bottle and 1 fake conditioner bottle for a total of 32 ounces of liquid. All plastic flasks use food grade material. LEAK PROOF SET: Avoid leaks with the 4 safety seals included ...

In truth he was a fake. Perhaps the alarm bells should have started ringing when he began prescribing shampoo to treat a cold, creosote for toothache or suggested patients swallow their suppositories.