I have one bowl. I still get my milk delivered by horse. If there is any quote that perfectly sums up Ron Swanson, it's this one. He's a man of principle and a man stuck in his ways. He's also a ...

If you're a fan of Parks and Recreation, it's pretty much a given that you're also a fan of Ron Swanson. Maybe it's ... Here are some of his most memorable quotes from the show's incredible ...

Parks and Rec may have ended in 2015, but Ron Ulysses Swanson quotes remain a constant source of wisdom and relatability in these uncertain times. Though he is distant and hyper-masculine ...

Here are some of his meatiest morsels of wisdom. As a lover of strong, dark-haired women and breakfast food, Ron Swanson takes his eating seriously. Don't believe us? Try getting in between him ...

To call Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) a man’s man would be nothing short of an understatement. For seven seasons on NBC’s Parks and Recreation, with his rugged individualism, his gruff ...

Leslie: You forgot the last sentence. Ron: No I didn't - I remember that part. It says "hire her." Permalink: No I didn't - I remember that part. It says "hire her." Added: January 20, 2015 Ron ...

Ron Swanson may not be the main protagonist of the uber-popular Parks & Recreation, but he is arguably one of the funniest characters on the show. His steely demeanour and dead-pan gaze is iconic ...

So here’s a fun and sobering collection of Ron Swanson’s greatest quotes on government as an Election eve reminder to everyone that, you know, this is still government we’re all obsessing over.

When we first meet Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation he’s explaining his distaste for government work (Chuck E. Cheese has a better business model, in his opinion). His office is decorated ...

From words of advice to cutting insults, his quotes are some of the best from the show, so here are some of our favorite Ron Swanson quotes from Parks and Rec.