Below Bodrum Castle, stretching on from the moorings ... I have never before considered whether a holiday resort’s layout will keep long-lens cameramen at bay. But it’s good to know that ...

Its bright green lasers sweep across Bodrum harbour, lighting up the 15th Century castle. On stage, the MC is geeing up the crowd. On the dancefloor is Jade Jagger, a Bodrum regular who has opened ...